Victoria Age: 43 Birthday: November 28, 1960 Height: 5'4" Weight: 121 lbs. Lives: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Status: Divorced Occupation: Stripper "I have to keep in shape for my job," said 43-year-old MILF Victoria. "I'm an exotic dancer. Yes, a stripper. I'm the oldest girl in my club." A few issues need to be dealt with before we move on. First of all, yes, we did say Victoria is a MILF. That means "Mother I'd Like to Fuck," and that means she has a kid. No, he doesn't know what Mom does for a living, although wouldn't it be a hoot if, when he turns 18, one of his friends gets back from a strip club and tells him, "I just got a lap dance from your mom!" Imagine the brouhaha that would ensue. As for the stripper thing, the fact of the matter is Victoria looks better, in face and in body, than most girls half her age. "At the end of the night, I always have more tips than any other girl in the club," Victoria said. "And I don't even do half the things some of them do. Guys just go nuts when I tell them I'm a mom."